"A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job.
Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless.
This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job.
Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something.
That looks like easy work."
-- from Ronald Reagan's published diaries, May 17, 1986.