The Chimp-o-matic
Miserable Failure, Comedy Gold
She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal -- Antonio.
    --George w. Bush

on NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, regarding Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House

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