The Chimp-o-matic
Miserable Failure, Comedy Gold
What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do. But the truth of the matter is you are, whether you can or not.
    --George w. Bush

11/06/1999
 as quoted in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer


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