The Chimp-o-matic
Miserable Failure, Comedy Gold
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
    --George w. Bush

from "Bush courts women in cozy Oprah Visit" by William Goldshclag printed in the New York City edition of the Daily News, Sept. 20, 2000, page 5

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