The Chimp-o-matic
Miserable Failure, Comedy Gold
I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen.
    --George w. Bush

01/01/2000
 told to evangelist James Robinson, according to Stephen Mansfield in "The Faith of George W. Bush"


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